Close Shave! by Brother Brain ★
Super Mario World (SNES) Nintendo 1990.
lunnaverre asked: :o idk how I unfollowed you. ...i was missin ya on my dash!
SUN HANDS! I wanted to start fresh so I deleted/remade my Tumblr. I’m glad you found me again, w00t.
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Close Shave! by Brother Brain ★
Super Mario World (SNES) Nintendo 1990.
For my birthday, Bon Iver baked me a layer cake with a different flavor of frosting for each quality of mine that he loves best. A layer of pineapple for my sunny outlook. A layer of strawberry for my sweet disposition. A layer of lemon for my biting sense of humor. A rose-flavored layer for my beauty. And a layer of darkest chocolate for the depth of our love.
It is unexpectedly delicious.
The hipster who writes this stuff—I want to meet her (or him?).
Thank the gods. The ONLY reason I jailbroke my iPhone was so that I could text from my computer. This app was seriously trolling me with its lack of documentation to the point where I was about to unjailbreak it. Now my coding will be even more seamless! #littlevictories
Let me know if anyone wants to jailbreak; I can help a brotha out.
(Source: ghettohikes)
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Attempting to use Google Trends to predict the precise date of the coming apocalypse. As interesting as these results may seem, I fear this has spawned far more questions than answers. If this data were to be extrapolated, one could only conclude that Heaven is slowly losing its eternal struggle with Hell and that our world may soon be plagued by the dreaded armies of the ravenous undead!
-New age Deckard Cain journal entry 1,325